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Me:
Your response looks so great! I haven't started yet ><
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Zach:
It's really just two pages of angry rambles and snarky remarks, haha. But it didn't take long so you'll be fine.
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Me:
Except I have read, oh, nothing! I think I'm gonna rant about Gaga instead.
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Zach:
Hahah always a good alternative.
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Me:
I don't get how "Bad Romance" is misandrist...
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Zach:
Yeah, nor "Telephone". Because they kill men...and women...
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Me:
It's the 'bad romance' that causes all the violence! That's my interpretation. Can I just watch all the Gaga videos ever instead of doing homework? I loves her so.
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Zach:
Oh that's an interesting take. I hadn't considered that. I just have trouble with any misandrist argument. I immediately think they're just being whiny and reactionary to a loss of power.
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Me:
Plus 'Earl had to die.'
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Zach:
Right. I've known that for years.
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[8 hours later]
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Zach:
Hey I'm not feeling too well so I'm skipping class. Take notes for me?
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Me:
Boo poor thing. Have fun on tumblr! :p
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Zach:
Haha you know me too well. This may be the first time I'm actually upset I have to miss class. Damn masculinities for being so interesting and fun.
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[2 hours later]
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Me:
Don't worry, we didn't get to Gaga yet.
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Zach:
Thank Gaga.